Listen up folks, just to avoid any misunderstandings, the
grand start of my diet is on April 3rd, which also happens to be a Monday. Now,
as the old saying goes, you should always kick off a diet on the Monday closest
to the first of the month. And since we're talking about April Fool's month, I
wouldn't dare to start my diet on the first, otherwise nobody would take me
seriously, amirite?
Let me tell you a little bit about myself and my turbulent
relationship with Keto. I've been struggling with weight issues since I became
an adult, and it all started when my wife got pregnant with our first child.
She gained some pregnancy pounds, and you know what they say, "happy wife,
happy life," so I did the same. But when our baby was born, my wife
managed to shed the extra weight like a pro, whereas I was stuck with my little
bump for years to come.
It wasn't until we moved to Belize that I really started to
reflect on my weight and how it was affecting my life. Plus, with so many
family members suffering from weight-related medical problems like diabetes and
high blood pressure, I knew I had to take action. That's when I saw some of my
friends having great results on the keto diet, so we sat down and had a chat
about it. And thus began my first journey down the keto road.
I gotta tell ya, I was killing it during the first year,
shedding about 70lbs (that's 32kg for my metric-loving pals) and feeling like a
million bucks. But then the pandemic hit, and with lockdowns, isolation, and
depression, I kicked keto to the curb and turned to food for comfort and to
overcome boredom. Luckily, I haven't gained all the weight back, but I did
manage to pack on about half of it. Oopsie!
Behold, my friends, this is yours truly before I embarked on the glorious journey of Keto..
Check it out, peeps! Feast your eyes on me during my Keto reign before the pandemic came to ruin the party
Now, here's yours truly just a few weeks ago. As you can
see, I've managed to find some of that lost weight, but hey, let's call it what
it is: "temporarily misplaced" weight. Sounds a lot less harsh,
right?
Alrighty then, folks, I've got some serious work to do. But
you know what? I'm totally psyched to get back on track again! And the best
part is, I've got my "ride or die" BFF wife by my side to join me on
this epic journey. Maybe she'll even drop some knowledge bombs on this blog,
but for now, it's just me on a mission to inspire my fellow 50-somethings out
there that it's never too late or too tough to slim down and get your health
back on track. Let's do this!
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